Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Conclusion


The team continues to duke it out with Windsor.  Fitzgerald flashes his girthy penis, shocking Windsor and lowering his willpower.  Nyridius goes in for a melee attack, but then “treebows,” losing all aggro.   Dr Drizzle, Hand Banana, and Little Rock throw all their ranged attacks at Windsor, slowly beating him down.  In turn, each hero dips out of battle to nurse wounds and grab a second wind.  Finally, Dr Drizzle utilizes her acid-based bubble pipe to land a killing blow against Windsor.



Windsor, once a solid column of flame, begins to sputter and pop.  Tongues of flame erratically flare out across the room.  A series of small explosions erupt inside Windsor, and he begins to lose his shape.  As the Windsor’s form collapses, his ethereal voice whispers “fuck….  youuuuu!”  The flame sputters, crackles, and burns out.

Gathered together, the adventurers enjoy a sense of completion.  Their quest is over, and the enemy defeated.  After a brief discussion, they determine that a long vacation is in order.  They exchange pleasantries and congratulations, and part ways.


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